How To Reply If Your Job Application Is Rejected?

Job rejected?

Next time your application for a job is rejected...
Here is how one rejected job applicant replied
through e-mail:

Dear [Interviewer' s Name ]:

Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview ].

After careful consideration I regret to inform you
that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer
me employment with your firm. This year I have
had been particularly fortunate in receiving an
unusually large number of rejection letters.
With such a varied and promising field of
candidates it is impossible for me to accept
all refusals.

Despite [ Firm's Name ]'s outstanding
qualifications and previous experience
in rejecting applicants, I find that your
rejection does not meet with my needs
at this time. Therefore, I will initiate
employment with your firm immediately
following graduation.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely ,
[Your Name ]

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Daddy's Calling

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

'Hello?'

Hi honey.This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, Daddy says:

'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'

Brief Pause.

Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'

A few minutes later...The little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it, Daddy.'

'And what happened, honey?'

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes …

Anger Management

Husband to wife : When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?

Wife : I clean the toilet bowl.

Husband : How does that help?

Wife : I use your toothbrush .

(Sent by my friend from Egypt)

Laundry problem

Mrs. Thurston stormed into the A-1 Laundry and demanded to see the owner. Mr. Fulton appeared from behind a curtain.

"I'm the owner," he said. "Do you have a complaint?"

"A complaint?" echoed the upset customer. "
"
You have the nerve to call yourself an A-1 cleaner?"

She threw something accross the counter.

"Just take a look at a sample of your work!"

Fulton picked up the object and studied it.
"Lady, there's not a thing wrong with this lace," he pronounced.

"Lace!" Mrs. Thurston screamed.

"When I brought it in to be cleaned it was a sheet!"(oh,ohh!)

Source:Leo Rosten, The Joys of Yinglish (McGraw-Hill)

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