February 03, 2009

Addition











Peter's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics when she heard that they would make her look years younger. After applying the products, she asked her husband:

"Darling, tell me honestly. What age would you say I am?"

Looking her over carefully, Peter replied:

"Let me see. Judging by your skin, 20; your hair 18; and your figure, 25."

"Oh you flatterer, she gushed in delight."
"No wait, Peter replied. I have not added them up yet!"




(Source: Reader's Digest, Vol.81.No.482, May 2003 edition)

4 comments:

Argentum Vulgaris said...

...and then the fight started!

AV
http://netherregionoftheearthii.blogspot.com/
http://tomusarcanum.blogspot.com/
http://thingsthatfizz.blogspot.com/

BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO said...

Ha,ha,ha,ha!:-))

birdy said...

Very funny. It is the reality that most people particularly women want to hide their actual age.

BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO said...

That is the funny reality of life. :))