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Peter's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics when she heard that they would make her look years younger. After applying the products, she asked her husband:

 "Darling, tell me honestly. What age would you say I am?"

 Looking her over carefully, Peter replied:

 "Let me see. Judging by your skin, 20; your hair 18; and your figure, 25."

"Oh you flatterer, she gushed in delight.""No wait, Peter replied. I have not added them up yet!"


(Source: Reader's Digest, Vol.81.No.482, May 2003 edition)

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Anonymous said…
...and then the fight started!

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February 3, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Anonymous said…
Ha,ha,ha,ha!:-))
February 3, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Anonymous said…
Very funny. It is the reality that most people particularly women want to hide their actual age.
February 6, 2009 at 7:28 AM
Anonymous said…
That is the funny reality of life. :))
February 6, 2009 at 9:37 PM
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