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How To Reply If Your Job Application Is Rejected?

Job rejected?

Next time your application for a job is rejected...
Here is how one rejected job applicant replied
through e-mail:








Dear [Interviewer' s Name ]:

Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview ].

After careful consideration I regret to inform you
that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer
me employment with your firm. This year I have
had been particularly fortunate in receiving an
unusually large number of rejection letters.
With such a varied and promising field of
candidates it is impossible for me to accept
all refusals.

Despite [ Firm's Name ]'s outstanding
qualifications and previous experience
in rejecting applicants, I find that your
rejection does not meet with my needs
at this time. Therefore, I will initiate
employment with your firm immediately
following graduation.

I look forward to seeing you then.


Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.


Sincerely ,
[Your Name ]

The Gift

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway thatgoes from 0 to 200  in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! "

She was expecting a brand new car.

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway .

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!

Rick has been missing since Friday .

Please pray for him ..