Best suicide note ever written?

One man asked his friend: What is the best suicide note ever written?

His friend said, "What? That's ridiculous? How can a suicide note be written that way?

"Easy, my friend". Just write: 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

(He he he he! NO offense meant to married men. )

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February 24, 2009 at 11:03 PM

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February 25, 2009 at 12:25 AM

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