January 24, 2009

And then the fight started..



(The following jokes were sent by my friend, Greg, through e-mail. Thanks!)

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion. I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" (Probably referring to the mad cow disease.)

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started...

2 comments:

BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO said...

(This was a post from AV. Sorry AV, I was late in approving your comment and bad luck is I accidentally clicked the reject button. I am reposting your
comment from my e-mail. Thanks, AV) :-)

Thank you Bia, still laughing, the whole office is...

I followed here too.

AV
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BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO said...

AV's site is here:
http://www.blogger.com/profile/09352631648618434788