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The Bathtub Test













During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

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Well,' said the director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.

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A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup..'
'No' said the director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
(The visitor became the next patient! Waaaa!)

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Anonymous said…
Haha, that was funny, thanks for sharing.

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Anonymous said…
You are welcome,Nate. :)

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