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Job Opening!

Hindustan Lever has job vacancies in their deo /perfume Plant.
If you're interested, apply to: hrhl@MNC.com ,

The Package:
1. Proposed salary is Net Rs.75,000/mth,
2. Health benefits
3. 6 hours / day
4. 5 working days / week
5. Transport provided
6. Medical Benefits - Rs.8500/pm

Conditions:
1. You only need to have a very good sense of smell.
2. Willingness to explore with your nose
Scroll down for a demo of the job......... ......

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