Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Here is a puzzle for you.... 1.Imagine you are in Africa . 2.You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground.... 3. A candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch. 4.Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact.. 5.There is no one around to help you. 6. What to do now? 7. Write your answer before your scroll down.... SCROLL DOWN FOR ANSWER... V V V V V V SING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :) He,he,he,he!

Job rejected? Next time your application for a job is rejected... Here is how one rejected job applicant replied through e-mail: Dear [Interviewer' s Name ]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview ]. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [ Firm's Name ]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates. Sincerely , [Your Name ]

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway thatgoes from 0 to 200  in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! " She was expecting a brand new car. The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway . Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale ! Rick has been missing since Friday . Please pray for him ..