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The Gift






Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

 His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway thatgoes from 0 to 200  in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! "

 She was expecting a brand new car.

 The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway .

 Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!

 Rick has been missing since Friday .

Please pray for him ..

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